nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

4-panel-life:

every month

4-panel-life:

every month

I’m really dissatisfied in my body. It’s so frustrating. I’m in a bad mood, I feel awful, people we’re mean at work today, and I just want to cuddle up and cry for awhile. I just want to go home for awhile and pretend work doesn’t exist. And that the issue of possibly not having work soon exists. I’m all emotional from my period and feel sick from my period and it’s not the best time for stressing about stuff I need to do for school and work still. Stuff I still need to figure out but can’t because I don’t have all the answers yet. Just gotta get through the next 8 days and I can go home for a bit and relax and get away though I’ll miss my man and wish he was relaxing with me. He’s been putting up with a lot of my crazy lately and I love him for it. As stressed as I am in this moment with hormones I am so excited for things to come. School (though I’ll probably regret saying this by my first exams) and the new apartment later in the year with my love, and all sorts of fun stuff I’m sure to experience. Im happy and in a good place and a good nights rest will hopefully help my body get through this nasty bout with womanhood.

our-amazing-world:

Uluru Waterfalls, Au Amazing World beautiful amazing

our-amazing-world:

Uluru Waterfalls, Au Amazing World beautiful amazing

I’m lying naked in bed, washed in the pale blue moonlight with the cool breeze moving past my skin
And it is so peaceful. Silence, darkness, fresh air
And me.
A peaceful mind
A resting heart
A body ready to pass into a world not lit
By sun or stars
But by dreams.

Moonlight wraps around me in a tight embrace
Eyelids flutter shut
Ready for the nights adventures, tomorrow’s journeys.
Wherever
Whenever
They may come.

creativehouses:

Only wood, glass and the view - Casa Los Algarrobos - José María Sáez & Daniel Moreno Flores

creativehouses:

Only wood, glass and the view - Casa Los Algarrobos - José María Sáez & Daniel Moreno Flores